The author would like to acknowledge Henry Jubb for inventing the two characters, Pencil and Eraser; his mother Kirsten for the Princess Jannet character; the movie Inside-Out for the idea of Emotion Land; and his father Jason for editing and production help and some ideas, especially the names of the books in the Library and extracts from the Prufrock poem. Special thanks to Matthew Jubb for the cover design and help with the layout. Interior typesetting by PressBooks, a cool Montreal ebook company. Thanks also to Lizano sauce for the Jupiter and Emotion Land Air Force Base scenes. The author also drew inspiration from the Captain Underpants books.

* The time machine runs on thyme, a common spice, but how that is, is another story.