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So he went to the Emotion Land Airforce Base, with the only airport in all of Emotion Land.

So he went there.

Inside, there was a Lizano sauce bottle just sitting there, for no reason at all. It was just sitting there, so all he had to do was walk around it. That simple.

Wow, he thought.

He was amazed, so he walked arouunnnd it.

Perfecto.

Now he had to walk all the way to the desk and meet the ticket lady.

She said, “My name is Princess Jannet, the empress of Emotion Land, daughter of McShishkebob Granny Cider Hammersen Cranky Sweater Lime Delivery Green Cutting Board Banana Factory Smith John Jones Milky Oil on Five Back Pack and Bird Stole Cat Stole Dog Stole Tomato Football Player with Whisker on Make the Water Take a Break of Lime Flavoured Milk and Blender. Can I help you?”

“What a name,” Pencil gasped.

She said, “Everyone here has a name like that, like my old friend, Lime Sweat Shirt Apple Juice…”

“Ah ah ah, don’t even think about it!!” Pencil interrupted.