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This false theef, this somonour, quod the Frere, |
75 |
Hadde alwey bawdesredy to his hond, |
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As any hauk to lure in Engelond, |
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That tolde hym al the secree that they knewe; |
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For hire acqueyntace was nat come of newe. |
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They weren his approwours prively. |
80 |
He took hymself a greet profit therby; |
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His maister knew nat alwey what he wan. |
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Withouten mandementa lewed man |
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He koude somne, on peyne of Cristes curs, |
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And they were glade for to fille his purs, |
85 |
And make hym grete feestes atte nale. |
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And right as Judas hadde purses smale, |
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And was a theef, right swich a theef was he; |
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His maister hadde but half his duetee. |
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He was, if I shal yeven hym his laude, |
90 |
A theef, and eek a somnour, and baude. |
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He hadde eek wenches at his retenue, |
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That, wheither that sir Robert or sir Huwe, |
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Or Jakke, or Rauf, or whoso that it were |
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That lay by hem, they tolde it in his ere. |
95 |
Thus was the wenche and he of oon assent; |
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And he wolde fecche a feyned mandement, |
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And somne hem to chapitre bothe two, |
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And pile the man, and lete the wenche go. |
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Thanne wolde he seye, ‘Freend, I shal for thy sake |
100 |
Do striken hire out of oure lettres blake; |
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Thee thar namoore as in this cas travaille. |
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I am thy freend, ther I thee may availle.’ |
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Certeyn he knew of briberyes mo |
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Than possible is to telle in yeres two. |
105 |
For in this world nys dogge for the bowe |
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That kan an hurt deer from an hool yknowe |
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Bet than this somnour knew a sly lecchour, |
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Or an avowtier, or a paramour. |
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And for that was the fruyt of al his rente, |
110 |
Therfore on it he sette al his entente. |
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And so bifel that ones on a day |
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This somnour, evere waityng on his pray, |
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Rood for to somne an old wydwe, a ribibe, |
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Feynynge a cause, for he wolde brybe. |
115 |
And happed that he saugh bifore hym ryde |
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A gay yeman, under a forest syde, |
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A bowe he bar, and arwes brighte and kene; |
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He hadde upon a courtepy of grene, |
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An hat upon his heedwith frenges blake. |
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This false thief, then, this summoner, said the friar |
75 |
Had always panders ready to his hand, |
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For any hawk to lure in all England, |
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Who told him all the scandal that they knew; |
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For their acquaintances were nothing new. |
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They were all his informers privily; |
80 |
And he took to himself great gain thereby; |
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His master knew not how his profits ran. |
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Without an order, and an ignorant man, |
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Yet would he summon, on pain of Christ’s curse, |
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Those who were glad enough to fill his purse |
85 |
And feast him greatly at the taverns all. |
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And just as Judas had his purses small |
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And was a thief, just such a thief was he. |
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His master got but half of every fee. |
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He was, if I’m to give him proper laud, |
90 |
A thief, and more, a summoner, and a bawd. |
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He’d even wenches in his retinue, |
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And whether ’twere Sir Robert, or Sir Hugh, |
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Or Jack, or Ralph, or whosoever ’twere |
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That lay with them, they told it in his ear; |
95 |
Thus were the wench and he in partnership. |
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And he would forge a summons from his scrip, |
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And summon to the chapter-house those two |
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And rob the man and let the harlot go. |
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Then would he say: “My friend, and for your sake, |
100 |
Her name from our blacklist will I now take; |
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Trouble no more for what this may entail; |
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I am your friend in all where ’twill avail.” |
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He knew more ways to rob and blackmail you |
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Than could be told in one year or in two. |
105 |
For in this world’s no dog trained to the bow |
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That can a hurt deer from a sound one know |
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Better than this man knew a sly lecher, |
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Or fornicator, or adulterer. |
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And since this was the fruit of all his rent, |
110 |
Therefore on it he fixed his whole intent. |
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And so it happened that once upon a day |
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This summoner, ever lurking for his prey, |
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Rode out to summon a widow, an old rip, |
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Feigning a cause, for her he planned to strip. |
115 |
It happened that he saw before him ride |
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A yeoman gay along a forest’s side. |
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A bow he bore, and arrows bright and keen; |
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He wore a short coat of the Lincoln green, |
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And hat upon his head, with fringes black. |
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