We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men and women are to be cremated equal, that they are endowed by their cremator with certain unalienable rights, except for the aliens; that among these rights are the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of television. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, over women, deriving their unjust powers from the consent of the governors; that whenever any form of government becomes destructive, it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, except if it is found to be essential to vital national security interests or is within our sphere of influence, or should be.

THIS TOO SHALL WE PASS

The crybabies who used to make steel in Pennsylvania can’t seem to pick themselves up and get computer programming jobs in New York. They don’t understand that Economic Transformation is what made this country whatever it is going to become. The mill towns of the Northeast were abandoned, the Southern cotton plantations were abandoned, western mining towns were abandoned—should Pennsylvania be an exception? Inner cities are abandoned for suburbs, and if you hear inner citizens complaining, it’s only because they don’t have enough education to keep them quiet. Each generation must put itself second to make and keep America First. Some would ask, who or what then is this America? Well, as the saying now goes, if you have to ask, you’ll never understand.

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